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Do you really think that I don’t have anything better to do than to spend my time thinking about you? Digging up a little of the goods on Luc Martineau?” Fine lines appeared at the corners of his eyes and he laughed. “Sweetheart, there is nothing little about Luc’s goods.


Rachel Gibson


#humor #male-and-female #relationships #romance #humor

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.


Eugene Mirman


#relationships #sports #humor

My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.



Jarod Kintz


#expansive #expensive #funny #humor #life

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.


Sacha Baron Cohen


#love #relationships #sex #humor

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #humor #random

either love me or leave me alone." — jay-z


Jay-Z


#humor

Trolls have a longstanding animosity for goats--"Who's that trip-tapping across my bridge!?"--and this led me to think that perhaps trolls are related to goats, since it seems a lot more plausible to me that your relatives would make you insane than some random hooved mammal, however ecologically destructive it might be. What if trolls evolved from goats? Or, no, better yet, what if goats evolved from trolls? Or were domesticated from trolls by human shepherds? And the trolls despise their domesticated cousins as a disgrace to the once-proud troll race, (much as I assume wolves would despise Chihuahuas if they ever gave them much thought) and eat them at every opportunity.


Ursula Vernon


#humor #relations #family

You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.


Mark Gungor


#relationships #humor

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it.


Jennifer Armintrout


#insults #men-and-women #relationships #humor

You‟re my mate. Think you can handle that?” It was hard to speak with her heart bursting open. “Think you can handle me?” “So long as you're gentle with me.”" Emmett to Ria - Whisper of sin


Nalini Singh


#love #nalini-singh #humor






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