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I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods, she pisses me off! Did you see what she just did? Totally blew off this immortal stud to play kiss-the-boo-boo with a fickle little rent-a-cop. Why? 'Cause she's the biggest chickenshit on the planet! I'm ready to toss my bow and pick up a bazooka!


Jennifer Rardin


#relationships #immortality

Is there a problem, Ms. Parker? Something you want to say to me?" Reaching for his tie, he began to loosen it, unraveling it with his fingers, angry eyes still locked on mine. "I'm not sure I like being your pet. Or science project, I don't know which." "You have a smart mouth." "You make smart observances." "You're going to make this invitation difficult, aren't you?" "If you're dishonest with me, yes." "You'll regret it if you don't accept." "Is that a threat?" "That's a promise.


Rachael Wade


#drama #love #love-hate-relationship #preservation #rachael-wade

Your never over the hill to find true love because sometimes, that's where it is


Benny Bellamacina


#life #love #my-love #philosophy #relationships

One as deformed and horrible as myself, could not deny herself to me. My companion must be of the same species, and have the same defects... with whom I can live in the interchange of those sympathies necessary for my being...


Mary Shelley


#life #loneliness #love #relationships #romance

It's so much easier to point a finger than to take responsibility yourself, isn't it? Maybe it isn't so simple as this person's fault or that one. Maybe we make up the dance together, as we go along, and no one knows what the result will be.


Claire Cross


#life-advice #relationship-advice #life

People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.


Gary Chapman


#failure-relationship #marriage #marriage-life #marriage-preparation #relationships-advice

The deeper you hate the longer you hurt


Benny Bellamacina


#love #philosophy #relationships #wisdom #life

Our love is sharpened by the stone of our challenges and strengthened by the struggles of our growth.


Steve Maraboli


#growth #happiness #life #love #relationships

In his experience with women, it was difficult to recover once things began to go wrong--once they had unreasonably decided that you were a person with whom they were not under any circumstances ever going to have sex.


John Lanchester


#men #relationships #sex #women #dating

Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an excellent way to ensure the only place you will ever see her again is in depressing memories.


Stephen Moles


#love #mirrors #orgasms #relationships #sex






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