#responses

I've occasionally wished I had Caller ID. Even telemarketers, I hate to hang up on them. I try to explain I'm not interested, but they have all these canned responses so I end up having to hang up on them anyway. ↗

— John Shelton Reed

#canned #end #even #explain #had

From the test situations which were used to reveal fears, it was found that Peter showed even more marked fear responses to the rabbit than to the rat. ↗

— Mary C. Jones

#fear #fears #found #marked #more

A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a life with you, or as a high velocity projectile.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #music

A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #brick-and-blanket-test

A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught it to bark and shit in your neighbor’s yard. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars, and of course, my body. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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