#canned

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do. ↗

— Alton Brown

#canned #circles #cook #could #crackers

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#arnold schwarzenegger #body #california #canned #cause

Chef don't judge. ↗

— Chef Boyardee

#chef-boyardee #humor #food

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. ↗

— Alistair Cooke

#canned #like #music #wallpaper

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter. ↗

— Aleister Crowley

#chatter #discipline #education #feed #first

All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with artificial ingredients and sodium can get in the way of a healthy diet. My number one advice is to eat fresh, and seasonally. ↗

— Todd English

#artificial #canned #diet #eat #fresh

I was at Ford for 32 years. I went to Chrysler in 1978, four or five months after I got canned by Henry Ford. ↗

— Lee Iacocca

#canned #chrysler #five #ford #four

Most of the animated films I watched, the emotions are all prepackaged like canned music, the hand actions, the sighs. ↗

— Ralph Bakshi

#animated #animated films #canned #emotions #films

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. ↗

— Katie Price

#dry #got #hate #humor #i

I've occasionally wished I had Caller ID. Even telemarketers, I hate to hang up on them. I try to explain I'm not interested, but they have all these canned responses so I end up having to hang up on them anyway. ↗

— John Shelton Reed

#canned #end #even #explain #had