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A lot of the main characters in horror movies are outsiders as well, so that outsider syndrome reverberates within horror fans and geeky collectors. It's kind of a rallying call that brings fans and collectors together who are a little socially retarded, maybe. ↗


— Kirk Hammett


#call #characters #collectors #fans #geeky

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. ↗


— Christy Leigh Stewart


#clapping #funny #funny-and-random #retarded #equality

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. ↗


— Joe Rogan


#alone #commit #conspiracy #happens #harvey

I collect things that just look retarded. ↗


— Ahmet Zappa


#i #just #look #retarded #things

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity. ↗


— Hermann von Helmholtz


#body #continue #eternity #force #motion

Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge. ↗


— David Hume


#growth #knowledge #learning #retarded #scholastic

Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get. ↗


— Steve Earle


#close #deep #fly #get #god

My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded. ↗


— Eric San


#brain #cell #communicates #completely #forms

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired. ↗


— Frank Serpico


#mean #retarded #retired

Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s ear, Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear. So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows. The measure done, I’ll watch her place of stand, And, touching hers, make blessèd my rude hand. Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. ↗


— William Shakespeare


#juliet #love-at-first-sight #lovey-dovey #play #retarded






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