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Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two characters, Mr. Brick, and Ms. Blanket:
 Mr. Brick: I like your dress
 Ms. Blanket: I’m naked, you moron
 Mr. Brick: Tuesdays make me vomit. What are you doing one minute after Monday at 11:59 PM? ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me? ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right. ↗


— Thea Harrison


#tricks #humor

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body. ↗


— George Carlin


#fitness #humor #humor

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. ↗


— Britney Spears


#dumb #fish #humor #japan #stupid

I'd love to...but only with you. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme. ↗


— Morrissey


#life #lyrics #music #poetry #humor

Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead. ↗


— Neal Stephenson


#humor #internet #neal #stephenson #wwii






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