No subscription or hidden extras
Read through the most famous quotes by topic #rich
What you perceive as a failure today may actually be a crucial step towards the success you seek. Never give up. ↗
Would you kick her ass already?" Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. "Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than this! Get mad." I nodded, rolling a dislocated shoulder back into place with a grunt and staggering back toward my opponent. Behind me, Zeb yelled, "She tried to hurt Fitz!" He turned to Gabriel and Dick. "That'll get her mad." Gabriel rolled his eyes. "She's been framed for murder twice over, shot in the back, her arms were set on fire, and her parents are being held hostage. You think tampered dog water is what's going to make her angry?" "You tried to hurt my dog!" I wheezed as I lurched toward a grinning Missy. ↗
#dog #fitz #funny #gabriel #jane-jameson
Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered. ↗
#dirty #funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. ↗
#helping-hand #reaching-out #richelle #richelle-goodrich #funny
If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny. ↗
I’d seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many. ↗
#haunted-shoe #humor #paranormal-romance #random #richelle-mead
Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends." "You're a twisted little man." "Come on, Stretch, share with the class." "No!" I laughed. "Prude." "Perv." "Schoolmarm." "Some other word that essentially means perv. ↗
#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #perv
Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this? Too harsh? ↗
#funny #gabriel #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs
Jane Jameson." He grinned. "Like the porn star." I gaped at him. "What? No, Jane Jameson." "Oh, not as fun," he said, making disappointed clucking noises. ↗
#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #porn-star
What was that?" Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope the situation didn't escalate to the dreaded purple nurple. ↗
#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #purple-nurple
