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You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.


James Patterson


#humor #love #love-struck #max #maxride

I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #home #humor #impatience #impatient

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.


James Patterson


#maxride #humor

You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.


James Patterson


#maximum-ride #nudge #humor

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)


James Patterson


#humor #max #maximum-ride #maxride #humor

Art is what gets us beyond what is real. It makes reality more real. It also shortens the distance we gotta travel to see how connected we are.


Laura Pritchett


#bridge #laura-pritchett #love #sky #art

Miss Bridgerton,” he said, “the devil himself couldn’t scare you.” She forced her eyes to meet his. “That’s not a compliment, is it?” He lifted her hand to his lips, brushing a feather-light kiss across her knuckles. “You’ll have to figure that out for yourself,” he murmured. To all who observed, he was the soul of propriety, but Hyacinth caught the daring gleam in his eye, and she felt the breath leave her body as tingles of electricity rushed across her skin. Her lips parted, but she had nothing to say, not a single word. There was nothing but air, and even that seemed in short supply. And then he straightened as if nothing had happened and said, “Do let me know what you decide.” She just stared at him. “About the compliment,” he added. “I am sure you will wish to let me know how I feel about you.” Her mouth fell open. He smiled. Broadly. “Speechless, even. I’m to be commended.” “You—” “No. No,” he said, lifting one hand in the air and pointing toward her as if what he really wanted to do was place his finger on her lips and shush her. “Don’t ruin it. The moment is too rare.


Julia Quinn


#humor #romance #humor

Gregory,” she said, “you cannot leave me here. What if someone finds you and removes you from the house? Who will know I am here? And what if…and what if…and then what if…” He smiled, enjoying her officiousness too much to actually listen to her words. She was definitely herself again. “When this is all over,” he said, “I shall bring you a sandwich.” That stopped her short. “A sandwich? A sandwich?


Julia Quinn


#humor #sandwich #humor

We need to bridge the gap between the medical libraries and the hospital rooms; take the information out there already, add to it, focus it, harness it - and bring it to the patient who was just diagnosed today.


Bruce Vento


#already #between #bridge #bring #diagnosed

I said I fell down. Ah. The ground bloodied your nose, split yer lip, and punched ye in th' eye, all at once. I said I don't want to talk about it.


Tamora Pierce


#pride #humor






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