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Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said: "He's not my friend!" "Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status.


Cardeno C.


#funny-as-hell #m-m-romance #funny

Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #sarcasm #zombie #funny

Books are a poor substitute for female company, but they are easier to find.


Patrick Rothfuss


#female-company #funny #romance #funny

I have always loved you, princess" Robin Goodfellow promised, his green eyes shining in the darkness. "I always will. And I'll take whatever you can give me.


Julie Kagawa


#paranormal-romance #puck #love

When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other. About Alex and Brittany.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

We’re wasting time here. I’ve got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread…


Starla Kaye


#domestic-discipline #erotic-romance #funny #romance #spanking

The seeking of a mate shall be undertaken with due preparation and care. A life-bond should never be contemplated as a light thing--unlike a legal union or sanctified joining, the sealing of souls CANNOT be severed. When a mate is SOULBOUND to another--LIFEMATED, as some have come to regard it--a mystery is engaged. In one aspect mystical, the lifemating process is the most sublime endeavor that a Refarian may assume. Once formed, the bond must be ever cherished and nurtured by the process of lifelong rigor.


Deidre Knight


#romance #science-fiction #life

=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. => Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. => It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


Stephenie Meyer


#mystery-suspense #romance-funny #funny

Did I mention how cute you look in my clothes?" Blushing I just look at what I'm wearing and laugh. "Chicks Dig me? And Sponge Bob boxers?" "Chicks do dig me! And Sponge Bob is a great cartoon in your world.


Sara Daniell


#romance-funny #ya #funny

Your big scary husband is crying.


Robyn Carr


#funny #romance #funny






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