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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.


Jonathan Swift


#i #men #never #often #see

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.


Tom Robbins


#men #shaving #men

Because you're beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasure of existence.


John Green


#inspirational #beauty

Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.


David O. McKay


#men-and-women #love

For if there is one thing I have learned over the years about men, it is that feelings of powerlessness do not usually bring forth their finest qualities.


Elizabeth Gilbert


#powerlessness #marriage

Whatever one man does, it is as if all men did it. For that reason, it is not unfair that one disobedience in a garden should contaminate all humanity; for that reason it is not unjust that the crucifixion of a single Jew should be sufficient to save it.


Jorge Luis Borges


#philosophy #men

In all of us, even in good men, there is a lawless wild-beast nature, which peers out in sleep.


Socrates


#men

One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.


Patricia Briggs


#history #humor #queen-victoria #shifters #urban-fantasy

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto.


Nick Hornby


#hornby #humor #humour #man #manliness

Men feel cherished when they are needed. Women feel cherished when they are loved. Indonesian version (Bahasa): Kaum pria jadi termotivasi dan bersemangat kala mereka merasa dibutuhkan. Kaum wanita jadi termotivasi dan bersemangat kala mereka merasa dicintai.


John Gray


#relationship #love






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