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There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.


Leonardo da Vinci


#people #see #shown #those #three

I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do.


Leonardo da Vinci


#been #being #doing #enough #i

He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.


Leonardo da Vinci


#hanged #rich #who #will #wishes

A woman is never sexier than when she is comfortable in her clothes.


Vera Wang


#comfortable #her #never #sexier #she

Who sows virtue reaps honor.


Leonardo da Vinci


#reaps #sows #virtue #who

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.


Tim Vine


#been #holiday #i #just #never

As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.


Tim Vine


#access #childlike #comic #get #important

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.


Tim Vine


#coffee #dates #day #deadline #every

If a great part comes up and the guy's meant to have an Eastern European accent, great; but if it's a bad part I won't take it.


Goran Visnjic


#bad #comes #eastern #european #great

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"


Tim Vine


#car #getting #give #give me #go






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