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There's just something about that cold rush that I know I hate and a lot of other swimmers hate. ↗

— Natalie Coughlin

#cold #hate #i #just #know

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#justice #not interested #parents #peace #peace and quiet

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#certain #child #comes #company #father

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest." ↗

— Bill Cosby

#brother #child #did #discovered #eggs

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#future #goal #main #main goal #stop

But Clint I love, because Clint was my mentor. I knew nothing about making an Italian movie. ↗

— Eli Wallach

#because #clint #i #i love #italian

When you become senile, you won't know it. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#know #senile #won #you

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#adam #believing #did #doing #end

When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#i #mean #people #say #think

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#brother #dreaming #every #family #imaginary