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Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#bands #big #big companies #built #companies

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#dogs #eyes #human #into #look

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#around #been #even #fad #from time to time

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#friends #highly #i #marriage #suggest

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#crap #get #i #like #mean

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#i #i think #like #scared #think

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#funnier #funny #funny guy #guy #i

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#alone #guy #i #keep #kind

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#different #experience #kids #spouse #your

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do. ↗

— Jerry O'Connell

#football #i #never #playing #professional