#sai

Once I was checking to hotel and a couple saw my ring with Blues on it. They said, 'You play blues. That music is so sad.' I gave them tickets to the show, and they came up afterwards and said, 'You didn't play one sad song.' ↗

— Buddy Guy

#blues #came #checking #couple #gave

Somebody said they threw their copy of Dungeons and Dragons into the fire, and it screamed. It's a game! The magic spells in it are as real as the gold. Try retiring on that stuff. ↗

— Gary Gygax

#dragons #dungeons #fire #game #gold

I always told the people at Cal Arts that if they wanted me to do Jazz studies, first of all, there couldn't be a big band within 500 miles and that I could do what I wanted to do. And they said I could. ↗

— Charlie Haden

#arts #band #big #big band #cal

Everything that Eddie has said about me is the total opposite of what really happened. Eddie says I wanted to be a solo artist. No, Eddie wanted to be a solo artist. ↗

— Sammy Hagar

#artist #eddie #everything #happened #i

I'm regarded as the patron saint of manicurists. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#patron #patron saint #regarded #saint

I once had a dream and this one familiar god, who was probably one of my master teachers, said, 'You should not worry about being on the charts. That's not important.' ↗

— Nina Hagen

#being #charts #dream #familiar #god

It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December that's gonna put a lid on counterfeiting. If that's a fact then it's really interesting to own your own product - with all the potential methods of downloading. ↗

— Merle Haggard

#bill #bill gates #come #december #downloading

As God as my witness, they said, We're above the law. There's nothing you can do to us. You're just a church secretary. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#church #god #just #law #nothing

Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#bakker #came #girl #god #jessica

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#bakker #feel #jim #jim bakker #like