#sai

The mechanical and social achievements of our day must not blind our eyes to the fact that, in all that relates to man, his nature and aspirations, we have added little or nothing to what has been so finely said by the great men of old. ↗

— James Loeb

#added #aspirations #been #blind #day

My nutritionist always said to eat whatever you want. ↗

— Lisa Loeb

#eat #nutritionist #said #want #whatever

If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible. ↗

— Lindsay Lohan

#dated #dead #i #just #many

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. ↗

— Jay London

#else #i #lane #left #said

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. ↗

— Jay London

#enough #i #join #me #said

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? ↗

— Jay London

#acute #compared #doctor #had #i

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. ↗

— Jay London

#bought #down #fit #girlfriend #jacket

It's like Scott Wolf, I never thought he looked like Tom Cruise until somebody said it and now that they've said it, I see it every time I look at him! ↗

— Jeremy London

#every #every time #him #i #i see

Jasmine apologized and said she was sorry and said she loved me, she couldn't believe it and said she thought it would be her. All of them were really, really sorry that it happened to me. ↗

— LaToya London

#believe #happened #her #jasmine #loved

Randy said I could call him for anything, Paula said that she loved me and said how much of a star I was. Simon was like, keep up the good work and I'll have nothing to worry about. ↗

— LaToya London

#anything #call #could #good #good work