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#sale

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sale




When you have a very hot single there is no reason why it can't drive album sales. People fall off and come back on. I'm looking forward to coming back on with a vengeance.


Justin Guarini


#back #come #coming #drive #fall

I don’t give up on anything! I fight to the very end no matter how many setbacks I may have. Even if you fail, don’t give up! With each failure, you are only one step away from victory. Failure allows us to learn, so while you may encounter failure, use the experience positively and believe in your success.


Monica Breckenridge


#experience

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #price #sale #funny

As a salesman, it’s not enough to be able to sell a toilet to a man who’s got to pee. You’ve got to make him pay you for the privilege of pissing his pants. Don’t sell him a toilet. Don’t sell him pants. Sell him a privilege.


Jarod Kintz


#privilege #salesman #sell #funny

Don't confuse efforts with results....


C P Sennett


#sales #funny

Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.


Jarod Kintz


#factories #funny #horses #humor #sales

Fake vitamin pills. Placebos. I sell them, because I sell hope.



Jarod Kintz


#hope #humor #placebo #sale #salesman

Tomorrow I was supposed to have a meeting with a salesperson, who happened to be Orafoura. But something came up, so I called him and said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I have to cancel tomorrow.” To which he replied, “Cancel tomorrow! Who do you think you are, God?


Jarod Kintz


#god #humor #orafoura #sales #funny

Not our logical faculty, but our imaginative one is king over us. I might say, priest and prophet to lead us to heaven-ward, or magician and wizard to lead us hellward.


Thomas Carlyle


#cyrus-salem #imagination

...You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under their bullshit, but you never look! That's what I hate most about this fucking city-- LIES ARE NEWS AND TRUTH IS OBSOLETE!


Warren Ellis


#life






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