#saturday

One Saturday in 1984, I walked into my first AA meeting. I went regularly for six years and only stopped when I came to realize my underlying problem was not genuine alcoholism, but depression. ↗

— Jack Dee

#came #depression #first #genuine #i

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.' ↗

— Tina Fey

#ask #away #doing #dreamed #ending

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Chris Kattan

#live #never #night #saturday #saturday night

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. ↗

— George S. Kaufman

#night #satire #saturday #saturday night

People go to movies on Saturday to get away from the war in Iraq and taxes and election news and pedophiles online and just go and have some fun. I like doing movies that are fun. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#doing #election #fun #get #go

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#before #children #devoted #everything #had

The government's view is that the best time to announce bad news, news that it doesn't want the public to dwell on is late on a Friday, when it will wind up in the Saturday papers, which if you were readers, then the week day editions. A holiday weekend is even better. ↗

— Bob Schieffer

#bad #bad news #best #best time #better

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. ↗

— Donna Shalala

#days #difference #dog #early #i

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work. ↗

— Molly Shannon

#i #live #night #saturday #saturday night

Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars. ↗

— Alan Shepard

#away #bike #clean #clean up #early