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#saturday

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Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you need the sleep.


Sophia Bush


#because #body #morning #need #needs

We were big Saturday Night Live and Eddie Murphy fans.


Illeana Douglas


#eddie #eddie murphy #fans #live #murphy

I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess.


Elizabeth Wurtzel


#before #boy #captain #collecting #competing

I usually work out 4 hours a day during the week and 5 to 6 hours on Saturday, with Sundays off.


Shawn Johnson


#during #hours #i #off #out

I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators.


Thomas Kincade


#collection #copies #evening #great #had

If you've never come across Soccer Saturday, imagine a Samuel Beckett play in which a slick circus-master gets four retired clowns to describe a performance to punters stuck outside the Big Top. You will still be nowhere close to the absurcist drama that unfolds for six straight hours each Saturday on Sky Sports 1


Esquire Magazine


#imagination

Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest, in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movies, you know, the Saturday and Sunday popcorn movies.


Sydney Pollack


#childhood #full #i #i was born #indiana

My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.


Robert Ripley


#aunt #concerts #down #friday #friday afternoon

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.


Woody Allen


#chances #date #doubles #immediately #night

You know, it's ironic to me that Christians want to keep the Ten Commandments in our schools, because Christianity has abrogated four of the Ten Commandments. For example, the Sabbath day according to the Ten Commandments is Saturday, not Sunday. And the reason is because God rested, not because Jesus was resurrected.


Alan Dershowitz


#because #christianity #christians #commandments #day






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