#saturday

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#friday #material #me #night #saturday

If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday. ↗

— Sophia Bush

#being #being lazy #couch #dogs #get

During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too. ↗

— Adam Garcia

#ass #audience #backward #cast #dance

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. ↗

— Mike Myers

#been #felt #hosted #i #i do

I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money. We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book. ↗

— Robert Redford

#big deal #book #childhood #deal #get

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. ↗

— George S. Kaufman

#night #satire #saturday #saturday night

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. ↗

— Donna Shalala

#days #difference #dog #early #i

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ↗

— Woody Allen

#chances #date #doubles #immediately #night

I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor. ↗

— Bill Joy

#albany #apartment #ask #call #carter

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at "Saturday Night Live," and that is so cool. ↗

— Tina Fey

#busy #cool #every #i #live