#saturday

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. ↗

— George S. Kaufman

#night #satire #saturday #saturday night

People go to movies on Saturday to get away from the war in Iraq and taxes and election news and pedophiles online and just go and have some fun. I like doing movies that are fun. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#doing #election #fun #get #go

People are out of their home on a Saturday night or they're at the movies or they're at dinner and a lot of the people who flip on the television are doing just that. They may have never seen your show before and you can't count on to your audience to be there week in and week out. ↗

— David E. Kelley

#before #count #dinner #doing #flip

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#before #children #devoted #everything #had

The government's view is that the best time to announce bad news, news that it doesn't want the public to dwell on is late on a Friday, when it will wind up in the Saturday papers, which if you were readers, then the week day editions. A holiday weekend is even better. ↗

— Bob Schieffer

#bad #bad news #best #best time #better

In order to gain the respect of your players in the locker room, you can't just perform on Saturday. You have to do it consistently during practices, meetings, and in the weight room. ↗

— Junior Seau

#during #gain #just #locker #locker room

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. ↗

— Donna Shalala

#days #difference #dog #early #i

When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work. ↗

— Molly Shannon

#i #live #night #saturday #saturday night

Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars. ↗

— Alan Shepard

#away #bike #clean #clean up #early

When I was four or five, my father had a general store in Winchester and I don't think the farmers could ever leave on Saturday afternoon until I had been placed up on the counter to sing. ↗

— Dinah Shore

#been #could #counter #ever #farmers