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Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.


Chuck Klosterman


#humor #lies #lying #sarcasm #truth

To Mr. Jones, she said, imagine you're looking up at a blue sky, and imagine a tiny airplane skywriting the letter Z. Then let the wind erase the letter. Then imagine the plane writing the letter Y. Let the wind erase it. Then the letter X. Erase it. Then the letter W. Let the wind erase it.


Chuck Palahniuk


#chuck-palahniuk #mind #subconscious #zen #imagination

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.


Chuck Palahniuk


#crazy #crazy-people #phoenix #stupid #stupid-people

Life was hard. Life was good. Most folks think this a contradiction, but I have learned that the hardest, most difficult times of my life caused the most growth in my character.


Chuck Black


#kingdom-s-edge #life

This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.


Chuck Palahniuk


#fight-club #love

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.


Chuck Klosterman


#music #power-of-music #love

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.


Mindy Kaling


#guys #men #mindy-kaling #shoes #men

A heart as hard as granite was slowly transformed to a heart ready to give and receive compassion. The story of the prince does that to men. It breaks them down, removes the rubble, and builds a castle where there once was a prison.


Chuck Black


#kingdom-s-edge #men

If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what song I was listening to; this is why I always bring my iPod on airplanes.


Chuck Klosterman


#music #music

My hips bristle with totems and talismans, proof that I am not simply a character in a fixed book or film. I am no single narrative. As neither Rebecca de Winter nor Jane Eyre, I am free to revise my story, to reinvent myself, my world, at any given moment. Advancing beside Archer, I am resplendent in my savage finery of seized power. In my service charge the collected blackguards of a dozen tyrants now dispatched to a lesser oblivion. My fingers, stained crimson with the blood of despots, are not the fingers which paged through the paper lives of helpless romantic heroines. No more am I a passive damsel who waits for circumstance to decide her fate; now have I become the scalawag, the swashbuckler, the Heathcliff of my dreams bent on rescuing myself. For now do I embody all the traits I had so hoped to find in Goran. Meaning: No longer am I limited.


Chuck Palahniuk


#damned #dreams






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