#monday

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights. ↗

— Alan Jay Lerner

#monday #nights #only #schedule #sleep

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday. ↗

— Nelson Algren

#got #guy #hired #i #me

I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course. ↗

— Raymond Floyd

#came #come #course #different #going

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. ↗

— Roy Station

#business

Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel". That is hypocrisy. ↗

— Israelmore Ayivor

#compassion #cruel #cruelity #days-of-the-week #food-for-thought

One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday. ↗

— Becca Ann

#funny

When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again. ↗

— Irvine Welsh

#sleep #home

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays." ~Unknown Author ↗

— Rebecca Gober

#humor #monday #humor

I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. ↗

— Travis Barker

#friday #i #kids #leave #monday

I play tennis five hours a week, from Monday to Friday, for one hour every day. I like to be fit. If I can't exercise, I feel bad - I need to sweat and run to feel like I'm in good shape. ↗

— Bjorn Borg

#day #every #every day #exercise #feel