#monday

I know this is going to sound corny, but I love my life. I love my baby, so I love getting to wake up with him. And I have the most amazing job, with writing that any actor would love and costars who I can't wait to see on Monday mornings. And I love coming home to my husband. ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#amazing #any #baby #coming #coming home

There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon. ↗

— Pete Rozelle

#lot #monday #monday night #more #night

Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday. ↗

— Bob Seger

#garbage #here #i #michigan #monday

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too. ↗

— Donna Shalala

#days #difference #dog #early #i

I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner. ↗

— Curtis Stone

#always #big #chicken #cook #dinner

I owed Lewis one thing, at least. Once you had suffered the experience of presenting a case at one of his Monday morning conferences, no other public appearance, whether on radio, TV or the lecture platform, could hold any terrors for you. ↗

— Anthony Storr

#appearance #case #conferences #could #experience

Because I'm so known as a meat-chef, when I talk about Meatless Monday some people look at me like I've lost my mind. I'm like, look, I'm not saying beef and pork is bad, I love it and I eat it six days a week. ↗

— Michael Symon

#bad #because #beef #days #eat

So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. ↗

— Julio-Alexi Genao

#humorous #monday #mondays #humor

It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#monday #humor

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. ↗

— Kevin Dalton

#music-lyrics #funny