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#monday

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Because I'm so known as a meat-chef, when I talk about Meatless Monday some people look at me like I've lost my mind. I'm like, look, I'm not saying beef and pork is bad, I love it and I eat it six days a week.


Michael Symon


#bad #because #beef #days #eat

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.


Kevin Dalton


#music-lyrics #funny

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.


Steven Wright


#humor

To me, country music's about life. It's about Monday through Friday. It's the blue-collar, 40-hour week, songs about life. It used to have more of a sound, but I think the heart of that's still the same. It's still American music.


Gary Allan


#american #blue-collar #country #friday #heart

We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird.


Drew Curtis


#always #break #every #higher #midnight

In New York it seems like there's no Monday or Saturday or Sunday. The town is always moving. The vibe is great.


Thierry Henry


#great #like #monday #moving #new

My general rule is that if everyone knew how to cook fresh produce from their local area, and Monday to Thursday within 20 minutes, you know, there's millions of recipes out there to be had.


Jamie Oliver


#cook #everyone #fresh #general #general rule

So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.


Julio-Alexi Genao


#humorous #monday #mondays #humor

It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly.


Scott Westerfeld


#monday #humor

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.


John Waters


#america #big #big deal #christopher #columbus






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