#monday

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

There are no miracles on Mondays. ↗

— Amy Neftzger

#magic #miracles #monday #mondays #humor

On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. ↗

— Christiaan Barnard

#i #known #little #monday #renowned

We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird. ↗

— Drew Curtis

#always #break #every #higher #midnight

But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good, then have another drink just to pass the day away. ↗

— Paul Gascoigne

#away #day #drink #good #i

My general rule is that if everyone knew how to cook fresh produce from their local area, and Monday to Thursday within 20 minutes, you know, there's millions of recipes out there to be had. ↗

— Jamie Oliver

#cook #everyone #fresh #general #general rule

This week or last week, I don't really care about it anymore. I write myself this later, I tell myself you let me go. ↗

— Sara Quin

#don-t-really-care #if-it-was-you #last-week #love #monday-monday-monday

The director took my face in his hands and asked me to show him my teeth, as with a horse. This happened on a Wednesday, and by the following Monday I was shooting. ↗

— Victoria Abril

#director #face #following #hands #happened

My God... What are the headlines going to be like on Monday if the Yankees don't make the playoffs? ↗

— Wade Boggs

#going #headlines #like #make #monday

I'm a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday. ↗

— Edie Falco

#friday #i #i love #love #monday