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At St. Bernardine’s the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name. ↗


— Kathy Griffin


#elementary-school #humor #nuns #catholicism

... I succeeded at math, at least by the usual evaluation criteria: grades. Yet while I might have earned top marks in geometry and algebra, I was merely following memorized rules, plugging in numbers and dutifully crunching out answers by rote, with no real grasp of the significance of what I was doing or its usefulness in solving real-world problems. Worse, I knew the depth of my own ignorance, and I lived in fear that my lack of comprehension would be discovered and I would be exposed as an academic fraud -- psychologists call this "imposter syndrome". ↗


— Jennifer Ouellette


#fraud #math #school #apocalypse

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. ↗


— George Carlin


#life #school #humor

Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister? Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP: But you can't be in the hall without a pass. ES: I know, I'm so upset. That's why I need to hurry, so I can get a pass. Principal Principal pauses with a look on his face like Daffy Duck's when Bugs is pulling a fast one. PP: Well, hurry up, then, and get that pass. ↗


— Laurie Halse Anderson


#school #humor

Avery worries about her, too, so Lissa's in good hands. Avery's pretty amazing." I gave him a scathing look. "Amazing? Do you like her or something?" I hadn't forgotten Avery's comment about leaving the door unlocked for him. "Of course I like her. She's a great person." "No, I mean like. Not like." "Oh, I see," he said, rolling his eyes. "We're dealing with elementary school definitions of 'like'. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#blood-promise #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #school

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. ↗


— Elizabeth Eulberg


#ball #formal #funny #hair #high-school

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #introduction #percy-jackson #school #trouble

More important...you've assembled a curriculum that works for him. It's his education. I suspect he's more likely to have a real education, an education that sticks, if he's part of shaping it. ↗


— Quinn Cummings


#education

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh. ↗


— Charles M. Schulz


#reading #school #love

Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul? ↗


— John Keats


#intelligence #make #necessary #pains #school






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