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The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. ↗


— George Lucas


#sci-fi #star-wars #humor

When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles. The other students in the class interrupt me: "We *know* all that!" "Oh," I say, "you *do*? Then no *wonder* I can catch up with you so fast after you've had four years of biology." They had wasted all their time memorizing stuff like that, when it could be looked up in fifteen minutes. ↗


— Richard P. Feynman


#learning #physics #science #humor

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#misery #moroseness #subconscious #humor

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#science #humor

For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot. ↗


— Gordon Korman


#science #humor

And down I went to fetch my bride: But, Alice, you were ill at ease; This dress and that by turns you tried, Too fearful that you should not please. I loved you better for your fears, I knew you could not look but well; And dews, that would have fall'n in tears, I kiss'd away before they fell. ↗


— Alfred Tennyson


#dresses #fears #self-consciousness #tears #wedding

I don't want to die without telling you that I love you," Everett's voice was a faint, wavering whisper, and his lips swollen and bloodied. "I always have. ↗


— Belle Whittington


#paranormal-ya #sci-fi #love

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. ↗


— George Carlin


#joe-pesci #prayer #religion #humor

Your Excellency, I have no need of this hypothesis. ↗


— Pierre Laplace


#atheist #god #humor #mathematics #napoleon

It's impossible to walk through solid rock... You have to walk between the molecules that make up the rock. ↗


— J.M. Dattilo


#humor #life #philosophy #reality #science-fiction






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