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You freaking bit me," I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampire #humor

Not only is he mentally challenged, all he has is a couple of scary fangs and absolutely no idea what kind of fire is in this furnace.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #humor

How could I persuade the in-laws I was the right one for their daughter when, instead of focusing on small talk, all I could think about was not to kill them? I could only imagine what I'd say to the prospective in-laws, "Hello, it's a pleasure to eat, I mean, meet you.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampires #humor

In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on his door.


Jayde Scott


#humor-inspirational #jayde-scott #humor

Not everything made you stronger. It was possible to survive, yet still be crippled for your trouble. Sometimes it was okay to run away, to skip the test, to chicken out. Or at least to get some help.


Scott Westerfeld


#midnighters #scott-la #scott-westerfeld #life

There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is blink.


F. Scott Fitzgerald


#fitzgerald #loneliness #scott #life

Not the bee upon the blossom, In the pride o' sunny noon; Not the little sporting fairy, All beneath the simmer moon; Not the poet, in the moment Fancy lightens in his e'e, Kens the pleasure, feels the rapture, That thy presence gi'es to me.


Robert Burns


#scottish #love

Landscape is my religion. ...God in a green legend, I lean over the pool In a testament of leaves. I dangle my twinkling mood Before me in a cool cave roofed with branches And floored with a skin of water.


Norman MacCaig


#scottish-poetry #religion

Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'." "Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled. "And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar.


Scott Westerfeld


#borvil #goliath #insults #leviathan #scott-westerfeld






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