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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People aren't universally heroic. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

I believe that one of the things I've tried to do is work hard and take the business very seriously. ↗


— Ryan Seacrest


#business #hard #i #i believe #i believe that

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously. ↗


— Maurice Sendak


#gingrich #great #gross #hard #him






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