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#serpent

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Go on, my dear," urges the snake. "Take one. Hear it? 'Pluck me,' it's saying. That big, shiny red one. 'Pluck me, pluck me now and pluck me hard.' You know you want to." "But God," quotes Eve, putting out feelers for an agent provacateur, clever girl, "expressly forbids us to eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge." "Ah yessssss, God ... But God gave us life, did He not? And God gave us desire, did He not? And God gave us taste, did He not? And who else but God made the damned apples in the first place? So what else is life for but to tassste the fruit we desire?" Eve folds her arms schoolgirlishly. "God expressly forbade it. Adam said." The snake grins through his fangs, admiring Eve's playacting. "God is a nice enough chap in His way. I daresay He means well. But between you and The Tree of Knowledge, He is terribly insecure." "Insecure? He made the entire bloody universe! He's omnipotent." "Exactly! Almost neurotic, isn't it? All this worshiping, morning, noon, and night. It's 'Oh Praise Him, Oh Praise Him, Oh Praise the Everlassssting Lord.' I don't call that omnipotent. I call it pathetic. Most independent authorities agree that God has never sufficiently credited the work of virtual particles in the creation of the universssse. He raises you and Adam on this diet of myths while all the really interesting information is locked up in these juicy apples. Seven days? Give me a break.


David Mitchell


#apple #god #knowledge #myth #religion

Consider the birds. Be wise as serpents.


Hilda Doolittle


#consider #serpents #wise

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.


Rick Riordan


#destruction #earthquakes #floods #funny #funny-and-random

The little serpent has left, and the great serpent has come.


Muqtada al Sadr


#great #left #little #serpent

... You are the closest I will ever come to heaven, either here on Earth or in the afterlife, and I will not regret it, not even at the cost of your tears. So I go to my grave an unrepentant sinner, I’m afraid. There is no use in mourning one such as I, dearest... -Simon to Lucy in a letter before the last duel.


Elizabeth Hoyt


#lucy #simondabomb #the-serpent-prince #afterlife

An arrow may fly through the air and leave no trace; but an ill thought leaves a trail like a serpent.


Charles Mackay


#arrow #fly #ill #leave #leaves






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