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Physical attraction did its part to glue them together, but something stronger than sexual attraction sealed the bond. When men and women grow apart, it is for the same reason they are drawn together; because they are finally, inherently too different. Friendships among women, on the other hand, were burdened by similarity.


Galt Niederhoffer


#bond #burdened #different #drawn #friendship

Don’t we get it? To put our arm around someone who is gay, someone who has an addiction, somebody who lives a different lifestyle, someone who is not what we think they should be… doing that has nothing to do with enabling them or accepting what they do as okay by us. It has nothing to do with encouraging them in their practice of what you or I might feel or believe is wrong vs right. It has everything to do with being a good human being. A good person. A good friend.


Dan Pearce


#charity #christianity #friends #friendship #happiness

I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #planet #population #sexy

Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.


Erin McCarthy


#funny #hot #humor #love #relationships

I only go birdwatching during mating season. I'm a pornithologist.


Bauvard


#funny #ornithology #sexuality #funny

I'm a whore!" Miki hit the brakes...her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. "You're not wearing any underwear, are you?" Sara let out a strangled squeal...


Shelly Laurenston


#humour #paranormal-romance #sexy #funny

I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #relationships #retaliation #revenge

Aside from murder alibis and kinky sex, what good are clones?


Jarod Kintz


#funny #kinky-sex #murder #funny

Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other components-- plus, the Grimsphere is no place to raise a family, even if woman conceive here." Lex snuck a glance at Driggs, but Uncle Mort caught her. "That doesn't mean you get a free pass to ride the baloney pony when ever you want to. Got it?


Gina Damico


#funny #sexual #family

Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can stand making love to the same woman over and over again?


E.L. Konigsburg


#humor #music #sex #funny






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