#she

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#ask #candlelight #dancing #dinner #go

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#been #face #her #many #marks

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#dope #i #kill #knew #living

She has a wash and wear bridal gown. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#gown #she #wash #wear

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#hips #match #she

You know no one ever accomplishes something like this without a lot of help from good people along the way. And this is certainly true in my case, and I would like to thank some of those people. ↗

— Robin Yount

#along #case #certainly #ever #good

One of the things that has been very difficult in Libya is the sense of uncertainty - the sense that they haven't actually finished the revolution, that there was still a great deal of uncertainty. That uncertainty has made Libya harder for business in terms of oil and other things as well. ↗

— Fareed Zakaria

#been #business #deal #difficult #finished

I've always wanted to have a book published - it was a dream of mine, but the thought of actually writing a book made me feel really sick. ↗

— Ahmet Zappa

#always #book #dream #feel #i

There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. ↗

— Peter Nivio Zarlenga

#believe #come #everything #finished #time

People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It's too much to deal with. ↗

— Michael Zaslow

#deal #dog #find #lying #much