#ships

I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends, that we never finish to know and understand someone completely, that the “never ever again” will happen again and that “forever” always ends, that the one that wants it can, will achieve it and get it, that the one that risks it never looses anything, that physique, figure and beauty attracts but personality makes one fall in love. ↗

— Tommy Tran

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You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #misanthrope #people #pet

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist. ↗

— Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career. ↗

— Bauvard

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares. ↗

— Bauvard

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... you were there. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships