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Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food.


Hillary Frank


#hillary-frank #i-can-t-tell-you #mexican-food #wrestler #food

A young English couple was visiting with me one summer after I had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening, as dinner was being prepared, the couple suddenly understood the horrible reality of their situation: the food they were about to eat was recycled human shit. When this fact abruptly dawned upon them, it seemed to set off an instinctive alarm, possibly inherited directly from Queen Victoria. "We don't want to eat shit!" they informed me, rather distressed (that's an exact quote), as if in preparing dinner I had simply set a steaming turd on a plate in front of them with a knife, fork and napkin.


Joseph Jenkins


#humanure #shit #food

A nationwide study published by the USDA in 1996 found that [...] 78.6 percent of the ground beef contained microbes that are spread primarily by fecal matter. The medical literature on the causes of food poisoning is full of euphemisms and dry scientific terms: coliform levels, aerobic plate counts, sorbitol, MacConkey agar, and so on. Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating hamburger meat makes you sick: There is shit in the meat.


Eric Schlosser


#coliform #fast-food #feces #food-poisoning #meat

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.


Bill Bryson


#attack #bear #camp #camping #funny

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.


Mel Brooks


#humor #profanity #shit #vulgarity #humor

So what? You're another person, so of course you look different. What do you need to be ashamed for?


Yana Toboso


#black-butler #inspirational #kuroshitsuji #inspirational

How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)


Pramoedya Ananta Toer


#houseboy-and-maid #jongos-dan-babu #life-between-eating-and-shitting #pramoedya #tales-from-djakarta

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.


Colleen Hoover


#shit #shit-happens #life

Is it a sin to hold something more important than your life? Should I be condemned for that?


Arina Tanemura


#takuto #life

I'm working on my own life story. I don't mean I'm putting it together; no, I'm taking it apart.


Margaret Atwood


#life #life






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