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Love... pain... they're all just fragments of my dream!


Arina Tanemura


#dreams

I want to live. I take them up like the male and female paper dolls and bang them together at the hips like chips of flint as if to strike sparks from them, I say Do what you are going to do, and I will tell about it.


Sharon Olds


#family

I possess an object that reminds me of your stepdad’s bowel movements. It’s brown and squishy and smells like yesterday.



Jarod Kintz


#crap #family #feces #funny #humor

Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.


Johnny Depp


#johnny-depp #life #shit #life

Or, God, maybe this was just life. For everyone on the planet. Maybe the Survivor's Club wasn't something you "earned," but simply what you were born into when you came out of your mother's womb. Your heartbeat put you on the roster and then the rest of it was just a question of vocabulary: the nouns and verbs used to describe the events that rocked your foundation and sent you flailing were not always the same as other people's, but the random cruelties of disease and accident, and the malicious focus of evil men and nasty deeds, and the heartbreak of loss with all its stinging whips and rattling chains... At the core, it was all the same.


J.R. Ward


#shit-happens #suck-it-up #life

The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.


J.R. Ward


#truth-of-life #life

It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't-- I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen.


Louis C.K.


#life

One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!


Jim Lawrence


#few-times #full #full-of-shit #life #man

The trick to this solution is that you’d have to be 100% honest. Meaning not just sincere but almost naked. Worse than naked - more like unarmed. Defenseless. ‘This thing I feel, I can’t name it straight out but it seems important, do you feel it too?’ - this sort of direct question is not for the squeamish. For one thing, it’s perilously close to “Do you like me? Please like me,” which you know quite well that 99% of all interhuman manipulation and bullshit gamesmanship that goes on goes on precisely because the idea of saying this sort of thing straight out is regarded as somehow obsene. In fact one of the very last few interperonal taboos we have is kind of obscenely naked direct interrogation of somebody else. It looks pathetic and desperate. That’s how it’ll look to the reader. And it will have to. There’s no way around it.


David Foster Wallace


#men

Many skills, as every successful entrepreneur knows, cannot be taught in school. They require doing. Sometimes a life of doing. And where money-making is concerned, nothing compresses the time frame needed to leap from my-shit-just-sits-there-until-it-rains poverty to which-of-my-toilets-shall-I-use affluence like an apprenticeship with someone who already has the angles all figured out.


Mohsin Hamid


#poverty #school #shit #success #money






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