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Monica Sevilla will present the "ePublishing in Education" on November 5, 2o11 at 8am at Mulholland Middle School, Van Nuys. ↗


— Monica Sevilla


#workshop #education

Do you understand any of this?" he said, pointing to the lines and symbols that covered the massive screens. "Some people understand the value of an education." Hale stretched and crossed his legs, the settled his arm around Kat's shoulders. "That's sweet, Kat. Maybe later I'll buy you a university. And an ice cream." "I'd settle for the ice cream." "Deal. ↗


— Ally Carter


#ally-carter #bishop #carter #hale #heist

My experiences thus far had me planning to throttle the first Tudor historian I met upon my return for gross dereliction of duty. ↗


— Deborah Harkness


#history #humor #experience

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. ↗


— Christy Leigh Stewart


#funny-and-random #shop #shopaholic #shopping #funny

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ↗


— Erma Bombeck


#shopping #food

‎"Well, It's just painful to see them without nothing to eat and at the same time no God. So let's share our food and our God. ↗


— Jestoni Revealed


#evangelism #god #jesus #jesushope #love

...most guys have about 73 calories of shopping energy, and once these calories are gone, they're gone for the day - if not the week - and can't be regenerated simply by having an Orange Julius at the Food Fair. ↗


— Douglas Coupland


#shopping #food

Anytime you feel like you don't have any work to do, just look around. Look for what God had started doing and ask for his permission to assist him in doing it. ↗


— Israelmore Ayivor


#arcbishop #ask #bishop #christ #clergy

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. ↗


— Marilyn vos Savant


#bathing #bathing suit #become #depressed #go

I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mart make. Now I just stand at the exit and press play as people try to leave. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #shoplifting #funny






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