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Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #love-life #simon-lewis #humor

Christian is staring at us. He’s an only child and could never understand the delicate joys of sibling abuse.


Cynthia Hand


#siblings #humor

I followed him down the hall and into his room. He closed the door and tossed my dirty clothes into his hamper. “Don’t do that! I’ll take them home and wash them,” I tried to grab for them but Caeden grabbed my hands instead. “It’s fine,” he kissed the side of my mouth while I squirmed in his grasp. “Caeden, your mom doesn’t need to clean my dirty clothes.” “It’s not a problem. Besides,” he said huskily in my ear, “my mom doesn’t do my laundry. I do my own, just like a big boy.” I laughed. “And you know what else?” his lips brushed my ear. “What?” “I even make my own bed.


Micalea Smeltzer


#home

It was then that my gaze happened to fall on the bookcase, on the gap there, where the old paperback of "Nine Stories" had fallen flat. "Where's the thing?" I said. "What thing?" "The mesh. My mesh." She shrugged. "I tossed it." "Tossed it? Where? What do you mean?" In the next moment I was in the kitchen, flipping open the lid of the trash can, only to find it empty. "You mean outside?" I shouted. "In the dumpster?" When I came thundering back into the room, she still hadn't moved. "Jesus, what were you thinking? That was mine. I wanted that. I wanted to keep it." Her lips barely moved. "It was dirty.


T.C. Boyle


#dysfunctional-relationships #passive-aggression #shaming #home

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?


William Makepeace Thackeray


#humor #satire #vanity #humor

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.


Banksy


#obesity #statistics #humor

Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked? Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #love #sarcasm #simon-lewis #humor

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs. The homely hen lays one. Codfish never cackles to tell you what she has done. And so we scorn the codfish, while the humble hen we prize, which only goes to show you that it pays to advertise!


Nikhil Sharda


#humour-quote #poetry-quotes #home

When two people love each other as we do, no one can come between them, no one," I said, amazed at the words I was uttering without preparation. "Lovers like us, because they know that nothing can destroy their love, even on the worst days, even when they are heedlessly hurting each other in the cruelest , most deceitful ways, still carry in their hearts a consolation that never abandons them." (p.191)


Orhan Pamuk


#obsession #love






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