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I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.


David Gilmour


#insight #humor

And where there is no Echo there is no description of space or love. There is only silence.


Mark Z. Danielewski


#love #silence #space #love

I took her into bed with me and propped myself up with pillows against the headboard to let her nurse. As she nursed and the milk came, she began a little low contented sort of singing. I would feel milk and love flowing from me to her as once it had flowed to me. It emptied me. As the baby fed, I seemed slowly to grow empty of myself, as if in the presence of that long flow of love even grief could not stand.


Wendell Berry


#motherhood #nursing #love

I get what it's like to want something, but to try and force yourself to really believe that you don't.


Cora Carmack


#desires #losing-it #repression #unrequited-love #love

What was he? A mere human, stuck between the rungs of blended adolescence and nascent adulthood. What power did he command over the mysterious forces of love? Which sword could shatter the impenetrable armour of desire?


Faraaz Kazi


#confusion #desire #love #love

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.


Jarod Kintz


#argue #arguments #chores #cynicism #desire

Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language." Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?" "With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top." Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!" This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing. "Dude," Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that...


Rick Riordan


#horse #humor #humor

What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -" "It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather." "Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!" "Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy....


J.K. Rowling


#godfather #harry-potter #humor #sirius-black #humor

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.


Alexandra Potter


#funny

The dinosaurs died so that chat rooms may flourish


Tom Robbins


#dinosaurs #fossil-fuels #home






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