#simile

A house without books is like a room without windows. ↗

— Horace Mann

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest ↗

— Winston Churchill

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The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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A novel rough draft is like bread dough; you need to beat the crap out of it for it to rise. ↗

— Chris Baty

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Vamps who are dying, or think they are, give a piercing, eardrum-bursting shriek, like the love child of a screech owl and a mountain lion on crystal meth, amplified like a seventies rock band. ↗

— Faith Hunter

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He had electric blue hair that had stuck around his head like tendrils of a startled octopus. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

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Minds are like parachutes: they only function when open. ↗

— Lord Thomas Dewar

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Kissing him last night at the pep rally had been like kissing an underpass. ↗

— George Saunders

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Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start. ↗

— John Green

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I felt, by turns, numb, hot with a monstrous embarrassment, and sick as though I'd eaten splinters of glass and was slowly shredding inside. ↗

— Vanora Bennett

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