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Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.


Bauvard


#happiness #humor #love #sleep #smiling

Funny thing how it is. If a man owns a little property, that property is him, it's part of him, and it's like him. If he owns property only so he can walk on it and handle it and be sad when it isn't doing well, and feel fine when the rain falls on it, that property is him, and some way he's bigger because he owns it. Even if he isn't successful he's big with his property. That is so.' 'But let a man get property he doesn't see, or can't take time to get his fingers in, or can't be there to walk on it - why, then the property is the man. He can't do what he wants, he can't think what he wants. The property is the man, stronger than he is. And he is small, not big. Only his possessions are big - and he's the servant of his property. That is so, too.


John Steinbeck


#ownership #funny

Totally drained he could only manage one but he made it a good one tongue included. “Delicious ” he murmured. “So depraved ” Colton muttered. “Thank you.” “Get off me.” “Mine ” “Stings.” “Boohoo.


Finn Marlowe


#cute #funny #m-m-paranormal #m-m-romanc #shifters

Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it’s funny, because it’s so completely random to me. It’s senseless.


Joss Whedon


#joss-whedon #pro-feminist #whedon #funny

One could mention many loveable traits in Smee. For instance, after killing, it was his spectacles he wiped instead of his weapon.


J.M. Barrie


#humor #irony #j-m-barrie #killing #neverland

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.


Scott Westerfeld


#funny #humor #parasites #vampires #zombies

The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.


Criss Jami


#bore #boredom #boring #contagious #cynic

One nation, under God, with consciousness – the practical man serves the highest abstraction with juggling training.


Bauvard


#consciousness #funny #god #humor #juggling

Feeling too much is a hell of a lot better than feeling nothing.


Nora Roberts


#passion #stoicism #empathy

I could really use someone else's smile today.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#empathy #helping #helping-others #kindness #richelle






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