#sm

We're never going to be able to get rid of terrorism, because there is always going to be evil in the world. ↗

— King Abdullah II

#always #because #evil #get #going

Female friendships that work are relationships in which women help each other belong to themselves. ↗

— Louise Bernikow

#friendship #friendship

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#hero #sarcasm #funny

If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder. ↗

— Bauvard

#erotomania #funny #love #narcissism #funny

POZZO: I am blind. (Silence.) ESTRAGON: Perhaps he can see into the future. ↗

— Samuel Beckett

#funny #future #humor #pessimism #funny

Salvation history reveals sin as literally a broken home. ↗

— Scott Hahn

#god #home

The Postmodernists' tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#literature #postmodernism #humor

Because we don't really sparkle. ↗

— John G. Hartness

#sarcasm #vampires #humor

Mannerism, especially when it takes the form of recurrent word or phrase, is by no means easy to represent; there is but a hair's breadth between the point at which the reader delightfully recognizes is as a revealing habit of speech, and the point at which its iteration begin to weary him. ↗

— Mary Lascelles

#speech #art

I mean, I haven't been around very long. I can't expect everyone to have seen 'The House Bunny'. Oh God. I am having such waves of internal embarrassment, which now I'm admitting on a tape recorder. This is so one of the things I should keep in my head. ↗

— Emma Stone

#am #around #been #bunny #embarrassment