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When we got to the moron who was sitting in the only path to the stairway, Adam caught my waist and lifted me over before stepping over the man himself. “Scott?” Adam said as we headed upstairs. “Yeah?” “Unless someone shoots you, skins you, and throws the results on the floor, I don’t want to see you lying in the walkway again.” “Yessir! ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #mercy-thompson #silver-borne #threats #humor

Dear little Swallow,’ said the Prince, ‘you tell me of marvelous things, but more marvelous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so great as Misery. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#life

The soil is the great connector of lives, the source and destination of all. It is the healer and restorer and resurrector, by which disease passes into health, age into youth, death into life. Without proper care for it we can have no community, because without proper care for it we can have no life. ↗


— Wendell Berry


#farming #soil #age

Undo it, take it back, make every day the previous one until I am returned to the day before the one that made you gone. Or set me on an airplane traveling west, crossing the date line again and again, losing this day, then that, until the day of loss still lies ahead, and you are here instead of sorrow. ↗


— Nessa Rapoport


#loss #sorrow #dating

June: halfway towards the reiteration of a delusion. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #new-years-resolution #funny

What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding in an hour. ↗


— John Green


#philosophical #realization #humor

It should be noted that no ethically -trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. ↗


— Nathaniel S. Borenstein


#programming #software #humor

What are you, Zen Master Fang? ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie #humor

And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life. ↗


— Daniel Handler


#song #life

Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. ↗


— Steve Voake


#personality #humor






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