#spoon

I like to spoon after I fork. ↗

I can tell you kids grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. When I was your age, we took a bath once a week on Saturday night, and all of us used the same bath water. ↗

— K. Martin Beckner

#silver-spoon #age

What is this I hear of sorrow and weariness, Anger, discontent and drooping hopes? Degenerate sons and daughters, Life is too strong for you— It takes life to love Life. ↗

— Edgar Lee Masters

#spoon-river-anthology #anger

As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#eat #food #knowledge #spoon #food

I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #homeless #humor #nonsense

I always carry a spoon in my pocket. You know, just in case it rains.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #pocket #preparation #prepared #rain

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor

My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #blot-out #cloud #funny #humor

Most civilized lives are measured out with coffee spoons. ↗