#sport

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back. ↗

— Steve Garvey

#about #back #ballplayer #between #cared

In the field of sports you are more or less accepted for what you do rather than what you are. ↗

— Althea Gibson

#field #less #more #more or less #rather

When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights. ↗

— Rube Goldberg

#did #fights #go #i #sports

I have long recognized a link between fitness and mental health and I think we need to encourage young people to take part in sports and team activities because we know it has such positive results. ↗

— Tipper Gore

#because #between #encourage #fitness #health

Flowers are the free throw of love. You're looking for the clutch three-pointer from downtown. ↗

— Daniel Holloway & Dorothy Robinson

#humor #love #sports #dating

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ↗

— Rogers Hornsby

#ball #chase #else #go #golf

Any game becomes important when you know and love the players. ↗

— W.P. Kinsella

#love

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. ↗

— George Brett

#sports #funny

Discouraged? As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-baseline, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a smile. “Really,” I said. “I have to say you don’t look very discouraged.” “Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. “Why should we be discouraged? We haven’t been up to bat yet. ↗

— Jack Canfield

#motivational #sports #home

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right. ↗

— Eugene Mirman

#relationships #sports #humor