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[Lizzie Bennington to a reporter who has asked for her opinion about Jack Archer's celebrated thighs.] “When you come back from a set down and bring the match to a final set tiebreak and are a point away from winning the match, only to have what looks like an extremely fit player call a time out because of a cramp and then watch that player sit back and casually converse and laugh while you do your best to keep your mental focus and your body moving so you don’t grow cold and cramp yourself, I hardly think you’d concern yourself with his burgeoning manhood, let alone his thighs! ↗


— A.G. Starling


#contemporary-romance #funny #game #lizzie-bennet #love

wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?' As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humor #sports #taxes #humor

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people ↗


— Benny Bellamacina


#humor #humour #life #philosophy #sports

There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're playing team sports, people think you're okay. ↗


— Polly Horvath


#sports #humor

If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason. They do not choose how, when, or whom they shove. All that has been decided for them in advance. All they need to do is follow the orders given to them before the game, showing them where to run and how to violently deploy the meat of their bodies against the meat that is running at them. They are doing this in order to please one angry old man on the sidelines. This old man is called the "coach" or "yelling surrogate dad who will never be happy. ↗


— John Hodgman


#humor #sports #men

Steve [sports psychiatrist] had already taught me to try and stop worrying so much about pleasing everyone. We knew that this was one of my most draining flaws and he again used three groups to clarify my thinking. There would always be some people, Steve said, who would care about me and love me. In contrast there would also be a select group of people who would never warm to me - no matter what I did. And in the middle came the overwhelming mass who were largely indifferent to any of my failures or triumphs. I needed to understand that most people didn't really care what I did or said. All my anguish about how they might perceive me was redundant. Steve helped me realize that I spent too much time trying to please those oblivious people in the middle or, more problematically, the small group who would never change their critical opinion of me. I should concentrate on the people who really did show concern for me. ↗


— Victoria Pendleton


#mental-health #psychiatry #psychology #sports #change

Even if I did have, you know, a 'Sports Illustrated' body, I'd still wear elegant clothes. ↗


— Adele


#clothes #did #elegant #even #i

Denver is home to me, and to be recognized for my achievements in the sports community here is a great honor. ↗


— Carmelo Anthony


#community #denver #great #here #home

I'm a huge sports fan. ↗


— Marc Anthony


#huge #i #sports #sports fan

My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging. ↗


— Hank Aaron


#always #badly #feeling #field #having






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