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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sports




I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.


Leo Durocher


#humor #sports #umpires #humor

Even our recreation was scheduled. There was no time to look for birds or wander into the nearby woods. We were put into teams and sent into violent pursuit of a helpless ball.


Gloria Whelan


#imagination #organized-sports #play #recreation #sports

He speaks in that strange sports talk, telling me about the start of the new season and asks if I follow baseball. No. I really don’t. He assures me if I stay in town long enough I will become a baseball fan. It’s a requirement of living in St. Louis. Everyone is a Cardinal’s fan. “Loyal,” he tells me. St. Louis is a loyal town.


Gwenn Wright


#cardinals #contemporary #gothic #historical-fiction #missouri

Discouraged? As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-baseline, I asked one of the boys what the score was. "We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a smile. “Really,” I said. “I have to say you don’t look very discouraged.” “Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. “Why should we be discouraged? We haven’t been up to bat yet.


Jack Canfield


#motivational #sports #home

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.


Eugene Mirman


#relationships #sports #humor

Philippine culture was clearly different. It wasn't the fan's duty to remain aloof in the presence of stars; it was the player's responsibility to show gratitude to the average Filipino.


Rafe Bartholomew


#love

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.


Tiger Woods


#basketball #black #dressed #golf #hockey

Someone who doesn't make the (Olympic) team might weep and collapse. In my day no one fell on the track and cried like a baby. We lost gracefully. And when someone won, he didn't act like he'd just become king of the world, either. Athletes in my day were simply humble in our victory. I believe we were more mature then...Maybe it's because the media puts so much pressure on athletes; maybe it's also the money. In my day we competed for the love of the sport...In my day we patted the guy who beat us on the back, wished him well, and that was it.


Louis Zamperini


#sports #sportsmanship #track #love

You know how when you step on court your coach is like "go go go!"? And all throughout you just keep telling yourself to hit harder and harder and keep at it? You know how much you treasure those five-minute timeouts? You know how good you feel at the end of a session? You know how you're glad you're tired? No pills, no shots, just plain energy. I want to work like that. Whether I have to write ten thousand words or send five hundred emails, brainstorm for hours at a time, I want to have that energy. To keep fighting. To know it's all worth it. Oh, yeah. That's my perfect day.


Thisuri Wanniarachchi


#basketball #cricket #fighter #happiness #hard-work

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.


Michael Thomas Ford


#love






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