#stick

My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are. ↗

— Goldie Hawn

#because #big #bobby #body #clarinet

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#blowing #bubble #carefree #felt #flavor

I was a goth girl in high school. Perhaps the powdered white face and the black lipstick were not the most attractive. I felt fabulous at the time but looking back, uh, probably not the best idea. ↗

— Christina Hendricks

#back #best #black #fabulous #face

There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You. ↗

— Ian Hislop

#could #got #i #lot #mostly

If someone wants to sticker a record for whatever reason, that's fine. But once it affects someone's opportunity to, you know, get that record, then I have a problem with it. ↗

— Scott Ian

#fine #get #i #know #once

I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up. But I'm happy with myself. I'm not necessarily trying to win a beauty pageant here. ↗

— Clay Aiken

#big #ears #forehead #got #hair

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it. ↗

— James Woods

#big #hook #just #like #mouth

The more powerful you become, some people especially don't like it that you're a woman. I stick up for myself. ↗

— Ellen Barkin

#especially #i #like #more #myself

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. ↗

— Dave Barry

#fins #fish #i #kind #only

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. ↗