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The rapacious white tribe who were arriving in increasing numbers, not only as convicts but also as settlers, wanted to own everything they touched. They slashed and burned the wilderness so that they might graze their sheep and grow their corn. They erected fences around the land they now called their own and which henceforth they were prepared to defend with muskets and sometimes even their lives. They built church steeples and prison walls and homes of granite hewn from the virgin rock and timber cut from the umbrageous mountain forests. They possessed everything upon the island, the wild beasts that grazed upon its surface, the birds that flew over it, the fish that swam in its rushing river torrents and the barking seals resting in the quiet bays and secluded inlets. Everything they thought worthwhile was attached to the notion of ownership.


Bryce Courtenay


#home

Can`t you see that I`m only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?


Titus Petronius Niger


#humour #irony #latin #nonsense #satyre

Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.


Jim C. Hines


#stupidity #freedom

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #intelligence #people #stupidity #humor

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.


Jack Black


#humor #stupidity #yolo #humor

Hiram!' Shelton ran to Hi's side. 'Aren't you you bleeding? I thought she shot you!' 'Red wine. When I saw it running everywhere, I played dead.' He winced as Shelton poked his belly. 'But I'm not leaping off any more shelves. That was pretty stupid.


Kathy Reichs


#stupidity #virals #humor

For every criminal mastermind, there were ten cretins: the cruel algebra of intelligence applied across the masses. -- Telegraph Hill


John Nardizzi


#san-francisco #stupidity #intelligence

I've done smarter things in my life. Once, for example, I threw myself out of a moving car in order to take on a truckload of lycanthropes singlehandedly." ~Harry Dresden


Jim Butcher


#lycanthrope #stupid-decisions #life

life is tough but its tougher when you're stupid


John Wayne


#knowledge #stupidity #wisdom #life

The man whose whole life is spent in performing a few simple operations, of which the effects are perhaps always the same, or very nearly the same, has no occasion to exert his understanding or to exercise his invention in finding out expedients for removing difficulties which never occur. He naturally loses, therefore, the habit of such exertion, and generally becomes as stupid and ignorant as it is possible for a human creature to become.


Adam Smith


#stupidity #work #life






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