#stupid

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#funny #sad #stupid #funny

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? ↗

— Albert Einstein

#human #humor #philosophy #stupidity #humor

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #stupidity #humor

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. ↗

— Scott Adams

#general public #never #never underestimate #public #stupidity

Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting - only woman at the table - and I'd think, 'OK well, I don't think I'll say that. It may sound stupid.' And then some man says it, and everybody thinks it's completely brilliant, and you are so mad at yourself for not saying something. ↗

— Madeleine Albright

#brilliant #completely #even #everybody #i

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. ↗

— Joaquin Andujar

#crazy #i #percent #something #stupid

It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam. ↗

— Zbigniew Brzezinski

#had #islam #policy #regard #said

There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.' ↗

— Leo Burnett

#only #sell #smart #soft #stupid

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. ↗

— James D. Watson

#conception #contrast #could #dull #goodly

There's no doubt in my mind that people on the West Coast - L.A. particularly - and the East Coast have no clue at all about what's happening outside their own little bailiwick. And they think everybody is stupid because they are not sophisticated. ↗

— Andy Williams

#because #clue #coast #doubt #east