#t

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. ↗

— Fred Allen

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Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. ↗

— Fred Allen

#device #haven #people #permits #television

Television is the triumph of machine over people. ↗

— Fred Allen

#over #people #television #triumph

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. ↗

— Fred Allen

#bad #competition #good #good actor #great

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. ↗

— Fred Allen

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. ↗

— Gracie Allen

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The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow. ↗

— Gracie Allen

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Here the Frenchman, Spaniard, and Englishman all passed, leaving each his legend; and a brilliant and more or less feudal civilization with its aristocracy and slaves has departed with the economic system upon which it rested. ↗

— Hervey Allen

#brilliant #civilization #departed #each #economic

The city of Atlanta has always had a good spirit. ↗

— Ivan Allen

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The only thing you think of is that you are in the middle and that you've got to find a way to stop it. ↗

— Ivan Allen

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