#t

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#favorable #head #pocket

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#i #never #pipes #rusts #stuff

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#always #anyone #i #i always #never

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#everyone #free #hate #i #prejudices

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. ↗

— Mary Kay Blakely

#art #fine #fine art #humor #into

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#children #ever #heard #neither #seen

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#here #i #lies #living #philadelphia

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#always #case #handy #i #i always

I never met a kid I liked. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#kid #liked #met #never

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#been #cry #may #milk #never