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If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor

I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.


Jarod Kintz


#conversation #conversations #humor #nod #nodding-off

When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks. Yeah. We were badasses.


Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #vampire-academy #humor

Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate.


Kim Harrison


#humor #pixy #romance #supernatural #vampire

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.


Steven Pressfield


#humor #humor

I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement.


Maggie Stiefvater


#relationships #sam-roth #humor

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.


Ogden Nash


#humor #pain #humor

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon


Oscar Wilde


#procrastination #humor

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.


Rick Riordan


#humor #leo-valdez #the-lost-hero #humor

Goodness, Will, if you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions." -Tessa


Cassandra Clare


#six-fingered-nigel #tessa #humor






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